tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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