im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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