Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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