We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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