Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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