is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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