do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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