so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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