YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So much Jack, so little girl.
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