I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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