Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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