Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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