his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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