Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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