big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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