watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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