Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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