If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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