You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Enjoy the penises
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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