Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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