yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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