In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
