well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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