i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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