This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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