Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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