what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Someone shattered a urinal.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
