we have officially lost it.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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