his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
false alarm, still single
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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