you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
