So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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