Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
This couple is walking their pig around campus
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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