Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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