Your tits are I can't wait for
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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