who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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