Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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