this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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