I'm passing your future prison.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize