The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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