? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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