So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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