I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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