You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Who died my cat blue again?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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