if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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