Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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