You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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