on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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