do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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