Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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