just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
