i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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